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Skinny Bert Kreischer Thirst Traps Officially A Thing
Watch out, Matt Rife -- sexy Bert Kreischer has dropped 45 pounds.
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5 Things People Have Insisted on Doing on All 7 Continents
I, meanwhile, will cancel plans if I don’t have shoes on
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- By Eli Yudin
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Bill Burr Puts Jimmy Kimmel On Blast For Making Trump A Martyr
Trump was a one-hit wonder, says Burr, before liberals wrote him more hits.
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27 Secrets That We’re Gonna Spill Into the Open
Psst. They told us not to say anything, but the designer of Mt. Rushmore was a white supremacist. Yeesh
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Best and Worst ‘Audience’ Participation Moments in ‘SNL’ History
There’s a reason some hosts open the show with audience Q&As. (Hint: They’re easier than telling jokes)
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With His Latest Contrived Controversy, Ricky Gervais Reminds Us That He’s A Professional Troll
Gervais combines slurs and slams on sick kids in his most formulaically pot-stirring promo yet
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Roseanne Barr Says Bill Maher Forgot Their Playboy Mansion Fist-Fight Because of MK-Ultra’s Mind Control
Barr accused her long-time frienemy of being under the CIA’s mind control in a messy, meandering and incoherent interview
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13 Ill-Advised Reboots and Reprisals That Ruined Legacies
Stop, stop! He's already dead!
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- By Mike Rampton
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Four Movies Ruined By Test Screenings
The customer is very much NOT always right
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32 Gorgeous Bits of Trivia Loaned to Us by the Chinese Government Decades Ago That They Now Suddenly Want Back
You can accept these facts from our warm, lively hands
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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28 Trivia Tidbits About Money
Imagine being so rich you spend $238 million on a non-primary residence
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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28 Things You Completely Misunderstood As A Child
All children believe charmingly dumb things
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12 Collectible Bits of Trivia Fresh From the Bottom of the Cereal Box
Collect all 12!
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28 Movie and TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Brilliant
You actually kind of have to respect the people who wrote these lines
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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35 of the Funniest Tweets from December 5, 2023
New Cheetos mascot incoming…
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Grab-Bag Facts to Gobble into Your Brainfolds
Get ‘em in there!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Completely Necessary Deep Dive on Matt Rife’s Dental Work
Internet detectives investigate whether Rife’s teeth are real or not — but the secret’s already out
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How Big Are These Things vs. Those Things? Dude, You Have No Idea
But how can one microscopic thing weigh as much as 200 million other microscopic things?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Hugh Grant Hated Playing An Oompa Loompa Even More Than We’ll Hate Watching Him Do It
‘I couldn’t have hated the whole thing more,’ Grant said of the filming process of the prequel no one asked for
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- By Keegan Kelly
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34 Landmarks From Around the Globe That Carmen Sandiego Wouldn’t Touch With a One-Hundred-Story Tower
Welcome to The Gates of Hell! No, you’re not dead. It’s a real place here on Earth
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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23 TV Episodes That Surprised Even the Most Jaded Viewers
We still haven’t recovered from Omar’s death on ‘The Wire’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Monsters That Were Just Optical Illusions
Legends tell of a lady that was also a vase
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- By Eli Yudin
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