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15 Pieces Of News That Fried Our Frontal Cortex
Mike Tyson wants you to eat ears, too.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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0 George Carlin Loved Carrot Top's Act, According To Carrot Top
Carlin apparently told the infamous prop comic, ‘Never give the audience the upper hand, never cut yourself short’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Freud's Cocaine: The 15 Most Unexpected Items in the Library of Congress
There may very well even be a little of you in there.
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- By Amanda Mannen, JhallComics
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Jim Carrey Wanted To Make 'Dumb and Dumber To' A Found-Footage Horror Film
Carrey recruited an acclaimed filmmaking duo for a ‘Paranormal Activity’-style companion piece to the comedy sequel
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Joan Rivers Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
“My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 College Sports Mascots That Are Just Real, Very Confused Animals
To be honest, it's probably the best gig a goat is ever going to get.
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘We’ve Got Two Shows Tonight — Regular and Extra Crispy’: Jay Leno Has Self-Burns As He Returns to Stand-Up Post-Accident
The 72-year-old icon is back on stage just two weeks after a garage fire left him hospitalized
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Steve Martin’s ‘Pink Panther’ Remake Somehow Kept The Franchise Alive
With an assist from Beyoncé.
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- By JM McNab
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10 Years Later, It’s Still Crazy That ‘21 Jump Street’ Actually Worked
Channing Tatum trying to be funny? The guys who made ‘Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs’ doing an R-rated buddy-cop movie? It seemed like a dumb idea, but this big-screen redo of a cheesy 1980s TV show isn’t just hysterical — it helped change the careers of everyone involved
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- By Tim Grierson
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Save on Microsoft Office and Six Top-Rated Programs for $60 This Cyber Monday
Get a lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office, Ivacy VPN and more for 98% off.
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- By CRACKED Store
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The CIA Hounded A Reporter Till He Died
He was the guy who wrote about how cocaine came to Los Angeles
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Funniest Moments of Actors Making Fun of Themselves in Comedies
Say what you will about self-deprecating humor — that crap is funny, y’all.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Actors Who Weren’t Always In On The Joke
Tommy Wiseau came to accept 'The Room' is not seen as the masterpiece he was aiming for.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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10 Criminally Deleted Scenes from the ‘Spinal Tap’ 4-Hour Workprint
This takes it way, way past 11
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- By Matt Solomon
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Beekeeping Hasn’t Changed in Nearly 200 Years
We still harvest bee puke from little boxes
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Get $100 to Restaurant.com for Only $11
Nom all of the Subway with this extended Black Friday deal.
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- By CRACKED Store
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In Praise of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Comedy Chops
He was The Master… of comic timing
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- By JM McNab
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How the ‘Woody Allen Font’ Has Been Reclaimed
Its return subversively spells out exactly what modern filmmakers think of him
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- By JM McNab
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Throwaway Jokes That Required A Lot More Work Than You'd Think
Sometimes, coming up with a good joke takes more effort than simply feeling inspired and tweeting an Updog equivalent while enjoying some me-time on the toilet.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Studies That Prove Scientists Truly Are Mad
There are PhDs out there doing things a normal person could never nightmare of.
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- By JhallComics, Amanda Mannen
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15 Parody Films With Legitimately Badass Moments
Bad-ass movies deserve bad-ass parodies.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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12 Jokes That Start Off Dumb But Wind Up Pretty Clever
Mitch Hedberg wanted to change the soup of the day for all time.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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15 Jet-Setting Dollops of Trivia We Learned This Week
Warning: Contains exploding laptops
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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