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William Shatner Once Did Stand-Up Comedy in Character as Captain Kirk
He boldly went there, and it didn’t go well
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0 Kenan Thompson Says All-Time Best Sketch Character Isn’t From ‘Saturday Night Live’
The SNL star picks an old-school favorite.
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- By Matt Solomon
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If You Sneeze on Mount Everest, Your Germs Last for Centuries
There is seemingly no amount of cold and elevation that can stop your snot
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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You Really Do Get Warm and Fuzzy, and Other Scientifically Accurate Cliches
Owls might not be nocturnal, but those cold feet of yours might actually end up saving your life
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- By Amanda Mannen
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13 of the Best Dark Humor Songs from Tom Cardy
‘I send the first text in a cute way. And then I don’t reply for seven days, yeah’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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From ‘Dumb and Dumber’ to ‘Goodfellas’ to ‘The Office’: Mike Starr on Being Hollywood’s Ultimate Funny Tough Guy
Dying for Scorsese, playing it straight with Carrey and talking not-so-fine Italian meats with Carell and company
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- By Brian VanHooker
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4 Disgusting Byproducts of Human Consumption That Would Kill Captain Planet
It turns out we did not, in fact, take pollution down to zero
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Movies Based On A True Story (That Are Jam Packed With Lies)
'A Beautiful Mind' left out things like John Nash’s same-sex relationships (plural).
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Pauly Shore on Saying Goodbye to the Weasel, Finding a Kindred Spirit in Nicolas Cage and That Jimmy Kimmel Oscar Joke
At 55, the ‘Encino Man’ star isn’t worried about a comeback. He talks to Cracked about being busier than ever, the weirdness of stepping back on stage at the Comedy Store and learning not to take criticism so personally
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- By Tim Grierson
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Japanese ‘South Park’ Slaps Because Cartman’s Japanese Voice Actress Is An Absolute Maniac
Trey Parker has officially been upstaged by his Japanese counterpart
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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Bill Murray’s Kid Is in the Sweet Sixteen
The University of Connecticut Huskies and assistant coach Luke Murray look to make a title run, sans Bugs Bunny
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- By Keegan Kelly
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11 Random Things That Can Hack Our Brains Without Our Permission
Wearing red basically amounts to giving a slight all-round buff to all your stats.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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All the Best Tom Brady-Gisele Jokes You Won’t Hear at His Upcoming Roast
Brady has reportedly banned Gisele jokes from his Netflix roast — but not from Twitter
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8-Year-Old Andy Samberg Predicted His Own Future
A recently unearthed letter from young Andy lists all of the goals adult Andy has already achieved
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4 People Seemingly Exempt From Known Medical Science
This is what we in the medical profession refer to as a ‘mindfreak’
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- By Eli Yudin
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton
It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy
The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes
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- By Tim Grierson
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6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Childhood Icons Who’ve Had a Rough Time Since We Last Checked In
McGruff the Crime Dog was super into crime in real life.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘American Dad’
Good morning U.S.A.! I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be a trivia day
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- By JM McNab
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Eminent Jon Lovitz Instagram Influencer Finds Holy Grail of Nostalgia Pics
Jon Lovitz and Tony Danza adorned in throwback Dodgers uniforms is perfect 1993
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- By Keegan Kelly
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